マイキー&ブランド・ウォルシュ、ローレンス（チャンク）・コーエン、クラーク（マウス）・デヴリュー、リッキー（データ）・ワン、アンディ・カーマイケル&ステフ・スタインブレンナー - グーニーズ


After almost 30 years, they "NEVER [F**KING] SAY DIE"!!  Who can forget this 7-piece adventuring troupe from the aptly-named 'Goon Docks' of Astoria, Oregon (the same place Kindergarten Cop was shot, except that was 1/2-a decade after)?

THE WALSH BROS. (Mikey & Brand): The gang's fearless leader; a determined adventure-seeker and leads the treasure hunt to One-Eyed Willy.  Toting an inhaler and an ever-so-habitual mispronunciation of advanced vocabulary, [the aforementioned Subject A] will make damned sure that his final weekend will be their absolute best one yet!  As for his dominant, older brother [not to mention the ABSOLUTE OLDEST IN THE GANG]....he's definitely against Mikey and his friends' wishes up until a special someone serves as a catalyst towards his innermost feelings.

LARRY 'CHUNK' COHEN: The 'Eric Cartman' of the gang; he's not only known for his massive hunger, he's also known to be a total pussy when it comes to intense challenges, as well as harbors a truth-stretching habit.

CLARK 'MOUTH' DEVEREAUX: The most kick-ass, no-nonsense hipster of the gang, he's known for having a lot of things on his mind to vent, as well as possessing a penchant for causing all sorts of mayhem (Junior Healy much?).
['Purple Rain' poster design for his T-shirt (source): trouble-with-film.com]

RICKY 'DATA' WANG: Chinese-native, always refers to himself in the third person; known for having many gadgets that he's spent an F-load of time to invent at his disposal, despite their slim chances of working successfully as planned.

ANDY CARMICHAEL & STEF STEINBRENNER: The only 2 girls in the entire gang - a cheerleader apart from being in-crowd, with a secretive crush on Brand, thus dumping her recent douche-bag BF Troy ("Andy, you GOONIE!!").  As for [Subject G], she complains a hell of a lot, yet is very down-to-earth and will stop at jack-shit to express her true feelings, much like the aforementioned Mouth (who just so happens to be naturally attracted to her).

And yes, I'll get to Annie (the mermaid at the end of the 2nd Konami game, who was created especially for that one game alone) eventually....!